When the bald get hungry

If you're bald, Gary's Uptown Restaurant and Bar in San Jose, California wants to give you a free lunch.

That's why, every Wednesday at Arnold's white-tablecloth eatery, bald guys -- and gals -- eat for free. Gratis. Nada. Nothing.
That's right, a full meal free for the follicly challenged. Partial baldness earns a partial discount. Bad hair transplants? A 10 percent surcharge, he jokes.

It's too bad for me that I live in Winnipeg. If I ever make the trip down to California, though, I'll think about stopping in.