Lessons learned from Christmas

From the Citizen-Times, a somewhat humorous look at Christmas. I mention it only because of this bit:

Our society has become ridiculously litigious. I know this because one of my Christmas gifts, an electric shaver, came with the following warning: "Never Use While Sleeping." (Laugh if you want, but this apparently has prevented thousands of senseless head shaving incidents over the years.)

I always avoid shaving while asleep. Too many nicks and cuts.